Unnamed amorphous creature:"Hi, I'm here to enlist." Der Trihs: "You can't. You're not human. You see, little fella, we don't do sociological stuff like 'Interspeciated Workplaces'. We're a crack team of space mercenaries. We do 'hurting people' and 'breaking things'." Amorphous creature (taking a plasma cannon from its own mouth and pointing it at Dehr Trihs): "Sounds like my kind of fun." Der Trihs: "When can you start?"        I don't remember who first pointed me at Schlock Mercenary, but that's how it starts; the [ Continue reading... ]